英语小文章

When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 －year －old seemed to understand, but our six －year －old took the restriction very hard. We discovered why she was so unusually upset when we heard her talking to her mother on the phone for the first time. As she said good bye, she tearfully exclaimed,″I'll see you when I'm 12,Mom！″

There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic(麻药）, the doctor was leaning over him anxiously.

　　"Son," he said, "I've got some good news and some bad news.
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在一次英语课上，老师出了一道题叫同学们举手回答，同学“甲”什么也不懂，但他想在老师面前炫耀一番，赶忙问同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰“sorry, I don't kown”。 甲自以为得矣得矣，连忙举手。老师一看，连忙叫他回答，甲环顾四周，面带微笑的对老师说“sorry I don't kown”。老师气极“不知道为什么举手。”

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For the Dog
　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

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