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Revenge(报复)

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip(往返旅行) ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino(赌场) where there was a cab(出租汽车) waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabby(出租汽车驾驶人). He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail(完全无用).
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Frog's Dream

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.

The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”
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Too Much

A Russian, a Cuban, an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling Europe. The Russian took out a large bottle of vodka(伏特加), poured each of his companions a drink and then threw the semi full bottle out the window.
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A Real Watch Dog

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog(导盲犬) that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.
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