英语文章 - 英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/提供英语文章,英语小故事,英语小文章,英语短文 - RainbowSoft Studio Z-Blog 1.8 Spirit Build 80710zh-CNCopyright 2008-2010 英语文章. Some Rights Reserved 闽ICP备08102050号Sun, 05 Sep 2010 15:31:18 +0800英语搞笑短信三则a@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/678.htmlThu, 26 Aug 2010 08:55:02 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/678.html1 你等着发工资吧
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.

　　如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧！
2 小心我会宰了你
If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u.

　　如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会等你。如果日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。

But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you. 

　　但是，如果你停止发短信息，我会宰了你。
3 上帝曾经答应我
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.

　　有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 

　　然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/678.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=678http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=678&key=55e6c744The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子 a@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/631.htmlMon, 02 Aug 2010 10:28:35 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/631.htmlA DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away. A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away.

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/631.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=631http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=631&key=e9866f92Lost Pursea@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/622.htmlMon, 12 Jul 2010 08:00:13 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/622.htmlA lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/622.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=622http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=622&key=91bfce9b英语笑话：But the teacher crieda@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/602.htmlMon, 03 May 2010 23:17:26 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/602.html　　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/602.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=602http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=602&key=85e733d0English Joke 英语笑话a@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/577.htmlWed, 13 Jan 2010 20:33:14 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/577.html英语笑话 Is This a Question

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question? " A student wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer." The students received an "A" on the exam.

英语笑话 A Dollar Per Point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/577.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=577http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=577&key=80b5bd60How could anyone stoop so lowa@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/570.htmlThu, 31 Dec 2009 10:12:14 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/570.htmlOur manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.

One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"

Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/570.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=570http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=570&key=b53b09abDo you think it's the light that's attracting them?a@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/565.htmlFri, 18 Dec 2009 17:49:54 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/565.html　　Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?
" "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/565.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=565http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=565&key=9cb6fe93英语笑话：三个教授a@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/551.htmlSun, 15 Nov 2009 22:38:45 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/551.htmlThree professors at the reilway station were deep in conversation.They didn't notice the train arrive.Then the guard shouted,＂Take your seat,please." The professors rushed for the train, and two of them managed to aboard before it moved.The third one was left behind. One of the professor's students happened do be at the station and he offered words of comfort. ＂Two out of three caught the train, Sir," he said. ＂That's not too bad."

]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/551.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=551http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=551&key=3a7845f1英语幽默小故事集锦a@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/514.htmlSun, 06 Sep 2009 14:01:15 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/514.html

 　　约会
　　When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

...]]>英语笑话http://www.oc66.cn/post/514.html#commenthttp://www.oc66.cn/http://www.oc66.cn/feed.asp?cmt=514http://www.oc66.cn/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=514&key=534790e5A bit on the sidea@b.com (lthldm)http://www.oc66.cn/post/jock.htmlThu, 03 Sep 2009 08:47:24 +0800http://www.oc66.cn/post/jock.html    Just stop for a moment and check your pockets. If you are wearing jeans you probably have at least five. A shirt carries a
    breast pocket. Fitted trousers have side pockets. A cardigan may well have two patches, three, or four if it's alluding to
    Chanel. Even a dress is likely to sport sneaky pockets tucked into the seams, great slabs slapped on the front or dainty
    decorative ones just about big enough for a doll's hand. If you managed to leave the house today unaccompanied by pockets,
    you are a rarity. Perhaps you broke out in a catsuit. Once, no outfit was complete without a handbag. Now none is complete
    without a pocket.

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